God loves bald people, that’s why their so popular!

Why?
Look in the real world.
Decode this lyrics “We are the champion”
In kicking the butts of God in not worshipping God but idol worshipping the dead Mummy who was past dirty old man like you and me from the twilight zone with self lack of knowledge and total loss of IQ like themselves too in time.
Leviticus 19.27
Leviticus 21.5
Matt. 5.36
Luke 12.7
Luke 6.39-40,41-45,46-49
Matt 22.17-21,32
What do you think?

Joe Hovah helps them out by siccing a couple of she-bears on anybody who makes fun of bald people…

First of all, alopecia isn’t a “disease,” since disease refers to a pathology. Alopecia is often a symptom of systemic disease, however, as you note (hypothyroidism).

Male-pattern alopecia (like mine) is a condition caused primarily by the presence of dihyhdrotestosterone (among other reasons).

Whether the gods of the bible hate bald people is a matter of supreme indifference to me. However, don’t forget the verses in 2 Kings where God sent a she-bear to kill some kids who made fun of a bald prophet. So maybe they don’t hate us too much, huh?

Hey, noooo! My grandfather was bald and he loved God, so I guess it was because God loved him in the first place…

you think BALD is bad.. why would god allow Treacher Collins syndrome? Seems like shoddy workmanship to me.

I think he hates the glare the skull gives off when he’s petting his unicorns up on the clouds.

In 2 Kings 3:23, some young lads mocked Elisha and said, “Go up, you bald head; go up, you bald head!” The Bible says he cursed them in the name of the Lord and two female bears came out of the woods and tore up 42 of those lads.

Feel better?

He loves em! Didn’t he send 2 bears to kill 42 children who mocked a bald man?

searching…

The verse is pointing out that God will take care of those who love Him all the days of their lives no matter what they look like or how much hair they have or if they are ill or not. Most forget that illness, disease, and suffering are temporal and God will do away with all of these in His kingdom.