Why does God hate bald people?
May 22, 2009 · Filed Under Religion & Spirituality
Peeledseal asked:
Isaiah 46:3b/4a claims God will take care of you until you are old and your hair is grey.
Isaiah 46:3b/4a claims God will take care of you until you are old and your hair is grey.
What about bald people?Why won’t he take care of them?What about people with diseases that cause hair loss like Alopecia or Hypothyroidism?What about those who have chemotherapy,they cop a double whammy,first he gives them cancer then the treatment makes them bald so he won’t look after them again.What about people like redheads whose hair actually goes white instead of grey?What about people who dye their hair to prevent it being grey,is this a sin?
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God helps those who help themselves. That’s why he created the Hair Club For Men.
Not sure what bald women are supposed to do. Guess they’re just screwed.
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God takes care of people?
He isn’t doing a very good job of it when you realize how many homeless there are out there…
Of course I’m being facetious, god is an imaginary sky pixie, nothing more.
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God loves bald people . . . .
A former boss had a sign in his office . . . .(he was bald)
The sign read, “God only made a few perfect heads . . . the rest he covered with hair.”
Dan in Miami
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You mean God is prejudice
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Man I thought that was a human problem but then again
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God did make man in His God’s own image
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So we are still batting a 1000 in the strike out line
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Now you got ta wonder what Does God think of those bald as a naked babies hinney
Big Time Wrestlers that are on the Boob Tube
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Think of them kill your fellow man muscle bound insane athletes
Wanting nothing but blood and guts all over the ring
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The verse is pointing out that God will take care of those who love Him all the days of their lives no matter what they look like or how much hair they have or if they are ill or not. Most forget that illness, disease, and suffering are temporal and God will do away with all of these in His kingdom.
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He loves em! Didn’t he send 2 bears to kill 42 children who mocked a bald man?
searching…
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In 2 Kings 3:23, some young lads mocked Elisha and said, “Go up, you bald head; go up, you bald head!” The Bible says he cursed them in the name of the Lord and two female bears came out of the woods and tore up 42 of those lads.
Feel better?
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I think he hates the glare the skull gives off when he’s petting his unicorns up on the clouds.
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you think BALD is bad.. why would god allow Treacher Collins syndrome? Seems like shoddy workmanship to me.
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Hey, noooo! My grandfather was bald and he loved God, so I guess it was because God loved him in the first place…
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First of all, alopecia isn’t a “disease,” since disease refers to a pathology. Alopecia is often a symptom of systemic disease, however, as you note (hypothyroidism).
Male-pattern alopecia (like mine) is a condition caused primarily by the presence of dihyhdrotestosterone (among other reasons).
Whether the gods of the bible hate bald people is a matter of supreme indifference to me. However, don’t forget the verses in 2 Kings where God sent a she-bear to kill some kids who made fun of a bald prophet. So maybe they don’t hate us too much, huh?
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Joe Hovah helps them out by siccing a couple of she-bears on anybody who makes fun of bald people…
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Why?
Look in the real world.
Decode this lyrics “We are the champion”
In kicking the butts of God in not worshipping God but idol worshipping the dead Mummy who was past dirty old man like you and me from the twilight zone with self lack of knowledge and total loss of IQ like themselves too in time.
Leviticus 19.27
Leviticus 21.5
Matt. 5.36
Luke 12.7
Luke 6.39-40,41-45,46-49
Matt 22.17-21,32
What do you think?
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God loves bald people, that’s why their so popular!